Get a $5,000 growth audit — free.
In 30 minutes, we'll tear down your site, funnel, ads, and tracking — live — and hand you a prioritized roadmap ranked by revenue impact. Yours to keep, whether we work together or not.
- ✓A shipped roadmap, not a sales pitch.Walk away with 10–15 specific, prioritized fixes.
- ✓Reviewed by a senior operator.Not a BDR. Not an intern. A human who's shipped $41M+ in pipeline.
- ✓No obligation, no hard sell.We take ~3 new clients a quarter. If you're a fit, we'll say so. If not, we'll refer you.
You don't get a PDF. You get 15 specific moves ranked by $.
Technical SEO scan
Core Web Vitals, crawl budget, schema, rendering.
On-page & content review
Keyword cannibalization, thin content, topical gaps.
AEO/LLM readiness
Are ChatGPT and Perplexity citing you? If not, why?
Landing page CRO
Heuristic review of your top 3 pages with specific fixes.
Funnel & tracking
Where is attribution broken? Where does traffic die?
Paid efficiency
If you're running ads, we'll tell you where the waste is.
"They found $180k in quarterly revenue we were leaving on the floor. In 30 minutes."
"The audit alone was worth more than what we paid our last agency for 6 months."
"Best 30 minutes I've spent on a sales call, and I wasn't even on one."
The obvious questions.
Is it really free?+
Yes. No credit card, no strings. We do ~30 of these a quarter. A handful turn into engagements; most don't, and that's fine.
Why do you do these?+
Because most of our best clients started with an audit. It's our top-of-funnel. And we genuinely love teardowns.
Who's on the call?+
A senior operator from whichever discipline matches your bottleneck. Never a BDR.
What if I'm not ready to hire anyone?+
Also fine. Take the roadmap, run it yourself or with your team. We'll cheer from the sidelines.
How fast is the turnaround?+
Call booked within 48h. Roadmap delivered within 72h of the call.